I have never eaten Kellogs bran flakes. – bran flakes = cardboard esq flakes avec milk – why pay more for cardboard.?… until we had no cereal and i went to the shop.  I always try to get something that the kids will eat in desperation through lack of choice – becuase if i actually get something yummy they eat it for breakfast, second breakfast lunch, second lunch, tea, second tea, third tea and supper like a Hobbit.  So i bought the bran flakes for exactly that reason. and there they have sat – no one touches them becuase …well it’s bran flakes.  Little do my kids know, that they are fecking yumtastic and this means that i hve managed to have two bowls of cereal this week – unheard of.  Now i don’t know that Kellogs oppress any group of people in particular,  but am guessing farmers are eating sheep shit becuase they have to grow grain at redic prices for kellogs! can’t have no other cornflakes either – its kellogs or nowt – but cornflakes go in a flash.

Then there is  Cart Noir.

Coca-Cola – they must kill hundreds of thousands indirectly depositing funds into political accounts supporting but fuckers in the white house to blow shit up – mustn’t they?

but it sooooooooo beats the shit out of Pepsi. – esp in a glass bottle…with a straw….takes me back to Fri night at st. Pats disco – me & Kay bestsest friends.

Dove shampoo and conditioner. they must oppress someone but erm…….. can’t think of anything – You tell ME. well its just the dogs bolleaux.  i always used cheapest tesco shampoo and conditioner – and any hairdresser will tell you that actually thats the best thing for your hair becuase its so goddam cheap its full of less chemicles and more water!

Then i tried Dove – but its like an obsession to get it cheap – at tesco, they have them for 73p – so each time i go i buy it – even the pro-age…. its just conditioner and i do have a few greys <ahem>

Don’t even start witht he Heinz beans thing – what a croc – apart from having dubious oppression credentials beans is beans.