Ahhhhhhhhhhh…and breathe

was ok – i didn’t blow anyones socks off, but i didn’t do bad either.
cheers
the ofer on mums house gone up by 5k – asking for another 2.5 and its SOLD
not counting chickens – but happier.
AT LAST, have started on George orwells 1984.
as is the way with us illiterate proles
some literature classed as absolute classics are usually shit. kurt vonnegut – is a bit shit, Catcher was the shittiest shit ever – but in my never ending quest to culturalisationise miself i march steadily forward.
in that light therefoe i can say that 1984 is completely the DOGS BITS MAN! It is fecking fabuloso – and i always new – its like a cultural thing within society how Orwell predicted stuff
the man predicted text messenging
the BB stuff is fecking amazing - mean i an about a uarter of the way through the book. Winston has just started his diary and we ave just leared that he was once married and he did a minger prozzie.
theres not alot of story consideringwhere we arein the book, when Tolkein waffled ( oh boy did that man waffle) abou the hills and valleys of mordor and fangorn woods and he stuck a pissin’ elvish song that only sad fecks like dh actually read – EVEN with LOTR my favouratist book ever i was lke “ffs Tolky…get on with it”
but i am so not – bang up my street this book, the proles need to rise up to make a change, thought police, BB, OMG i have not been this excited since i read my very first Pratchett book 3 years ago.
well chuffed.
who suggested that anyway?
thanks whoever it was