The holiday compo
so opened post today and there it was, a cheque for 80 quid – the compo they said, for the shit time. hope im happy they said, will take my comments on board they said. here is a cheque including your deposit.
fucking deposit they refused to hand back was 50
that makes 30 quid
just before xmas
me thinks they are banking on me being skint – luckily im far from it – so fuck them the cheque is going back – 30 quid is a piss take
Branded products i love even though they probably kill babies.
I have never eaten Kellogs bran flakes. – bran flakes = cardboard esq flakes avec milk – why pay more for cardboard.?… until we had no cereal and i went to the shop. I always try to get something that the kids will eat in desperation through lack of choice – becuase if i actually get something yummy they eat it for breakfast, second breakfast lunch, second lunch, tea, second tea, third tea and supper like a Hobbit. So i bought the bran flakes for exactly that reason. and there they have sat – no one touches them becuase …well it’s bran flakes. Little do my kids know, that they are fecking yumtastic and this means that i hve managed to have two bowls of cereal this week – unheard of. Now i don’t know that Kellogs oppress any group of people in particular, but am guessing farmers are eating sheep shit becuase they have to grow grain at redic prices for kellogs! can’t have no other cornflakes either – its kellogs or nowt – but cornflakes go in a flash.
Then there is Cart Noir.
Coca-Cola – they must kill hundreds of thousands indirectly depositing funds into political accounts supporting but fuckers in the white house to blow shit up – mustn’t they?
but it sooooooooo beats the shit out of Pepsi. – esp in a glass bottle…with a straw….takes me back to Fri night at st. Pats disco – me & Kay bestsest friends.
Dove shampoo and conditioner. they must oppress someone but erm…….. can’t think of anything – You tell ME. well its just the dogs bolleaux. i always used cheapest tesco shampoo and conditioner – and any hairdresser will tell you that actually thats the best thing for your hair becuase its so goddam cheap its full of less chemicles and more water!
Then i tried Dove – but its like an obsession to get it cheap – at tesco, they have them for 73p – so each time i go i buy it – even the pro-age…. its just conditioner and i do have a few greys <ahem>
Don’t even start witht he Heinz beans thing – what a croc – apart from having dubious oppression credentials beans is beans.
Oh My God!

Lucs makes phone call
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Lyndsey “hello”
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payton “hello”
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Brook “hello”
cut back to Lucas ” I have 2 tickets to Vegas. Dya wanna come with me and get married?
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OMG! who? arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
MUMSNET VIPERS
Forgot to tell you that the vipers are out again – y’know he ones that can’t stand to be wrong
I got accused of beng drunk ffs! i take much umbridge to that ! most of them hate their laura ashley lives so much that they drink merlot during the week – and i never drink during the week<preen>. I do what good working class people do – i go to the pub on Friday or Saturday
( never both for me i can’t get drunk twice in a row) and i then get shitholed. theres no refined process with me, at least i am honest to myself.
Then i got accused of “something going on” – yes becuase we all have to be fucking happy, drink merlot and love the world before we can post in disagreement don’t we.
What makes me piss is that the main protagonist of the piece consistantly undermined posters who disagreed with her with “you haven’t written that very well’ or “if i understand you – which is a bit difficult” ( cos you is a bit thick like) – and your argument isn’t on par with mine.
I pointed out that there were a few bitches and that it doesn;t matter how dressed up the comments were the comments were nasty.
Iwas accused of being a ‘bleeding heart’
I think i will go on at dinner time and see what transpired after that
UPDATE
NOTHING REALLY TRANSPIRED
An absolute intellectual BORE used that well known sound argument ‘if you dont like it don’t post’
does that go into all areas of life?
if you dont like it…. don’t speak out and walk away.
Someone quick tell Amnesty international
Denzel, Seth, CMM and Usher together in a Garden Shed
First Posted 10th April 08
DH dyed my hair tonight, he looks a good ‘un in them there rubber gloves. Just dark brown, nothing amazing.
I am now addicted to One Tree Hill or OTH as it’s now going to be called. Chad michael Murry (CMM) is a bit fit – i would kick him out of bed , but only to do him on the floor. its purely sexual – not like Seth from the OC. See Seth is like Denzel – in that you could settle down and have a family with them and they would be a goofdfuck on a tues and thursday. CMM and Usher come into the same catagory, in that they are the kind of boys you would do in a closet, cloakroom or garden shed.