Finished TTEC

It’s my London day today, and today i quite enjoyed the train ride. the book really came into its own.  Now i need another one.

There is always s satisfaction after finishing a book, followed by sadness and then – for me – apprehension.  I find it so very hard to ‘get into’ a new book. i have oodles of books i start and can’t be bothered with.

i have been feeling really down these last two days.  i have no idea why. just bereft and lonley. i am sick of asking everyone to chip in help out and a whole 5 other adults and practicallly adults just don’t pitch in.  But its more than that, i don’t feel this pants becuase of chores not being done.

April 8, 2009. HMcFCK, custardo, family, films, other shit, rhubarb. Leave a comment.

The Tuesday Erotica Club

So i bought this from the new bookstore – spurred on by  liking the occasional sex – i thought why not. Its not porn lit for girls – its just a grown up book.

as with the last one, i am thinking its kind of cheating to base a book on a small number of main charaters and then write a whole chapter or two about each and the story from each perspective… i sooooo reckon i could do that. if i could spell and had any  form of punctuation – other – than – the  - Dickinson – dash!

twins have got GCSEs after the hols. ds not studying as he wants to get an apprenticeship at college as a mechanic – no he isn’t the stereotype of which you think  ( that would be my eldest) he is very bright – just a thorough prat. truly.  to actually get this apprenticeship he needs a job – it so happens we have a BIL who is a mechanic – and he owes us big time. so we go to sunday dinner today and ds does nothing but insult him in a purile way that 10 year old boys do…. but he is 16! and its not impressive. even after i took him to one side and told him to zip it – he couldnt. he is one of those annoying boys that all us girls had to put up with at school – junior school – those boys who would say “ginger ginger ha ha ha”

DD is studying – briefly. i don’t know what she is expecting but i see re-sits in her future.

April 5, 2009. HMcFCK, custardo, family, films, other shit, rhubarb. Leave a comment.

The Bitch Posse Notebook

its a book – easy read. crap ending – enkoyed it for the trash it was

quite explicit sex – which was a nice change :-)

Quite fortunate in that a new bookstore opened across the road..ish, well its not so much second hand – but brand new – must – be a job – lot kind of store – some good books in there

so i bought The Bitch Posse and DH bought….. Xenophon

April 5, 2009. HMcFCK, custardo, family, films, other shit, rhubarb. Leave a comment.

Satire is alive and well. The David Tennant

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/terence-blacker/terence-blacker-why-do-they-all-fawn-over-saint-max-1638457.html

Satire is alive and well – on Twitter

Satire can be such a complex business that sometimes one needs a codebook to differentiate between the acceptably barbed and the merely silly. The veteran humorist John O’Farrell has haughtily rebuked a woman called Lisa Valentine for impersonating David Tennant on the Twitter social network. Satire “needs to be aimed at the powerful and pompous,” O’Farrell said.

Valentine’s joke was, in fact, an excellent one. Sending out Twitter messages under the name of THE David Tennant, she had the actor, ridiculing his Doctor Who successor, being close friends with Paul Daniels and writing a book called “David Tennant, Bigger on the Inside”.

Satire? Of course. Even when told it was a trick, Tennant’s fans twittered on. Some actually wanted Lisa Valentine’s autograph; being an impersonator had made her semi-famous herself. O’Farrell is quite wrong. This excellent Twitter joke (possibly the only Twitter joke) is not at the expense of Tennant but of his celebrity-struck fans – and of powerful, pompous satirists.

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bloody brilliant

March 9, 2009. HMcFCK, custardo, family, films, other shit, rhubarb. Leave a comment.

The holiday compo

so opened post today and there it was, a cheque for 80 quid – the compo they said, for the shit time. hope im happy they said, will take my comments on board they said. here is a cheque including your deposit.

 

fucking deposit they refused to hand back was 50

 

that makes 30 quid

 

just before xmas

 

me thinks they are banking on me being skint – luckily im  far from it – so fuck them the cheque is going back – 30 quid is a piss take

October 25, 2008. Tags: . other shit. Leave a comment.

Branded products i love even though they probably kill babies.

I have never eaten Kellogs bran flakes. – bran flakes = cardboard esq flakes avec milk – why pay more for cardboard.?… until we had no cereal and i went to the shop.  I always try to get something that the kids will eat in desperation through lack of choice – becuase if i actually get something yummy they eat it for breakfast, second breakfast lunch, second lunch, tea, second tea, third tea and supper like a Hobbit.  So i bought the bran flakes for exactly that reason. and there they have sat – no one touches them becuase …well it’s bran flakes.  Little do my kids know, that they are fecking yumtastic and this means that i hve managed to have two bowls of cereal this week – unheard of.  Now i don’t know that Kellogs oppress any group of people in particular,  but am guessing farmers are eating sheep shit becuase they have to grow grain at redic prices for kellogs! can’t have no other cornflakes either – its kellogs or nowt – but cornflakes go in a flash.

Then there is  Cart Noir.

Coca-Cola – they must kill hundreds of thousands indirectly depositing funds into political accounts supporting but fuckers in the white house to blow shit up – mustn’t they?

but it sooooooooo beats the shit out of Pepsi. – esp in a glass bottle…with a straw….takes me back to Fri night at st. Pats disco – me & Kay bestsest friends.

Dove shampoo and conditioner. they must oppress someone but erm…….. can’t think of anything – You tell ME. well its just the dogs bolleaux.  i always used cheapest tesco shampoo and conditioner – and any hairdresser will tell you that actually thats the best thing for your hair becuase its so goddam cheap its full of less chemicles and more water!

Then i tried Dove – but its like an obsession to get it cheap – at tesco, they have them for 73p – so each time i go i buy it – even the pro-age…. its just conditioner and i do have a few greys <ahem>

Don’t even start witht he Heinz beans thing – what a croc – apart from having dubious oppression credentials beans is beans.

August 1, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , . other shit. Leave a comment.

Oh My God!

 

Lucs makes phone call

 

cut to

 Lyndsey “hello”

cut to

payton “hello”

cut to

Brook “hello”

cut back to Lucas ” I have 2 tickets to Vegas.  Dya wanna come with me and get married?

End

 

OMG!  who?  arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

May 24, 2008. Tags: , . other shit. Leave a comment.

MUMSNET VIPERS

Forgot to tell you that the vipers are out again – y’know he ones that can’t stand to be wrong

I got accused of beng drunk ffs! i take much umbridge to that !  most of them hate their laura ashley  lives so much that they drink merlot during the week – and i never drink during the week<preen>.  I do what good working class people do – i go to the pub on Friday or Saturday ;-)  ( never both for me i can’t get drunk twice in a row)  and i then get shitholed.  theres no refined process with me, at least i am honest to myself.

Then i got accused of “something going on” – yes becuase we all have to be fucking happy, drink merlot and love the world before we can post in disagreement don’t we.

 

What makes me piss is that the main protagonist of the piece consistantly undermined posters who disagreed with her with “you haven’t written that very well’ or “if i understand you – which is a bit difficult” ( cos you is a bit thick like) – and your argument isn’t on par with mine.

I pointed out that there were a few bitches and that it doesn;t matter how dressed up the comments were the comments were nasty.

Iwas accused of being a ‘bleeding heart’

I think i will go on at dinner time and see what transpired after that

UPDATE

 

NOTHING REALLY TRANSPIRED

 

An absolute intellectual BORE used that well known sound argument  ‘if you dont like it don’t post’

does that go into all areas of life?

 

if you dont like it…. don’t speak out and walk away.

 

Someone quick tell Amnesty international

May 2, 2008. other shit. 15 comments.

Denzel, Seth, CMM and Usher together in a Garden Shed

First Posted 10th April 08

DH dyed my hair tonight, he looks a good ‘un in them there rubber gloves. Just dark brown, nothing amazing.

I am now addicted to One Tree Hill or OTH as it’s now going to be called. Chad michael Murry (CMM)  is a bit fit – i would kick him out of bed , but only to do him on the floor.  its purely sexual – not like Seth from the OC.  See Seth is like Denzel – in that you could settle down and have a family  with them and they would be a goofdfuck on a tues and thursday.  CMM and Usher come into the same catagory, in that they are the kind of boys you would do in a closet, cloakroom or  garden shed.

April 10, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , . other shit. Leave a comment.